Mommy used to be a showgirl...

Yes, it's true. Feathers, rhinestones, glamour, fishnets...and the most beautiful sparkling false eyelashes a girl could wish for. Now I drive a mini van...and I couldn't be happier.

I am so blessed with my amazing family and the showgirl lifestyle can't hold a candle to a late night light saber battle around the neighborhood and smores on the patio with my little men. Last night we even had a family arm farting contest because in a house full of boys that's what you do. Well guess who had the juiciest arm farts of them all...the former showgirl. That's right, apparently I have missed my true calling. I am a natural. My boys were so freakin impressed that I couldn't stop. Bigger. Louder. Juicer. Then my shoulder started hurting and the reality set in that mommy (who used to be a showgirl) just pulled a muscle arm farting. Seriously?

But it was totally worth it. I am Queen of Arm Farts. Next up...burping the alphabet.

I'm no princess...

I'm the Queen. Well at least in my little royal family unit :) I am a mom of two of the sweetest/craziest little boys in the kingdom and after 13 years of wedded bliss (insert evil laugh) I still love my husband with all my heart. We also have 2 puppies under 6 months...they are like little court jesters (you can insert another evil laugh here too.) I believe in making everyday the best it can be. I want to share some of the fun decorating ideas, crafts, cocktails etc. that help make my world feel like a fairytale! You have to write your own story, so make it amazing :)